Chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris looks down on serial killers, due to their method's inefficiency.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
When taking baths, Chuck Norris didn't have rubber duckies as a kid. He had toothpicks and nails.
If Charlie S+heen is winning, its only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Why is Phillip's head shaped like a screwdriver? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' saliva is the fountain of youth.
Chuck Norris is actually an albino silverback gorrilla
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris eats haggis just for the fun.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? Woodchucks are now extinct