Chuck Norris jokes
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Once, while experiencing an episode of ironic humor, Chuck Norris drowned an elephant in a vat of peanut oil.
For St. Patrick's day, Chuck Norris caught and crucified a Leprechaun, drank six kegs of green beer and roundhouse kicked the mayor of Boston.
Chuck Norris doesn't use an airplane for travel, he simply turns of the gravity and farts
Internet service dies each time someone on your ISP tries to submit a dry Chuck Norris fact.
As a child, Chuck Norris never failed a test in school. Tests failed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bubble-bath. He simply farts in the water.
The rock band Stone Temple Pilots got their name after they witnessed Chuck Norris cruising around in an Aztec shrine on the streets of L.A.
The Most Interesting Man in the world is Bizarro Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the "Shake Weight" so that one day a woman might have the strength to give him a hand job.
Chuck Norris can prepare a Vegan dish out of pork, beef, chicken, eggs, milk, and butter.